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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Men are from Mars, Women are from V

John Gray got it right when he wrote his bestseller, Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Men and women really are different creatures from different planets. Those of you engaged, married or in love, definitely know what I’m talking about. Ladies, ever wonder why your boyfriend can’t remember to put the toilet seat down after reminding him a million times? Gentleman, have you figured out why your girlfriend insists upon putting makeup on before she goes to bed? And these are just two examples…

Here are a few things women do that men will never ever (not in a million years!) understand:

Going to the Bathroom in Groups
Isn’t the bathroom the one place you want to go alone? Why must ladies always travel in packs, especially to the toilet! Unless of course you and your girlfriends are going to apply makeup and check yourselves out in the mirror.

Wearing High-Heels
Sporting six-inch heels has got to be the craziest thing ever! Why would anyone want to put their feet through such trauma? Do yourself a favor and just wear sneakers.

Carrying GIANT Bags
Wallet? Check. Lipstick? Check. ID? Check. What else is in that massive bag of yours? You could probably restock a pharmacy with all those products!

Changing Outfits More Than Twice a Day
You look fine. No need to try on 20 outfits. And its O.K to wear the same thing for an entire day….sheesh!

WAXING (Ouuuchhh!!!)
Man has walked on the moon. Soon we’ll have flying cars. Is there really no painless way to remove hair? Why would anyone pour boiling wax on their skin?! Women really are something else!





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